Every day the COVID-19 Guidelines are changing. sometimes, twice a day! This is what we know so far (sent by a friend.) The Rules as of today:
1. Basically, you can’t leave the house for any reason, but if you have to, then you can.
2. Masks are useless, but maybe you have to wear one, it can save you, it is useless, but now it is mandatory as well for all New Yorkers when out in public.
3. Stores are closed, except those that are open. Churches are never allowed to be open – that would be too dangerous.
4. You should not go to hospitals unless you have to go there. The same applies to doctors, you should only go there in case of emergency, provided you are not too sick.
5. Gloves won’t help, but they can still help as long as you don’t touch anything that is already contaminated, and then touch yourself.
6. There is no shortage of groceries in the supermarket, but there are many things missing when you go there in the evening, but not in the morning. Sometimes.
7. You will have many symptoms when you are sick, but you can also get sick without symptoms, have symptoms without being sick, or be contagious without having symptoms.
8. It’s better to get some fresh air, but you get looked at very wrong when you get some fresh air, and most importantly, you don’t go to parks or walk. But don’t sit down, except that you can do that now if you are old, but not for too long or if you are pregnant (but not too old).
9. You can get restaurant food delivered to the house, which may have been prepared by people who didn’t wear masks or gloves. But you have to have your groceries decontaminated outside for 3 hours. Pizza too?
10. You can walk around with a friend but not with your family if they don’t live under the same roof.
11. The virus remains active on different surfaces for two hours, no, four, no, six, no, we didn’t say hours, maybe days? But it takes a damp environment. Oh no, not necessarily.
12. The virus stays in the air – well no, or yes, maybe, especially in a closed room, in one hour a sick person can infect ten, so if it falls, all our children were already infected at school before it was closed. But remember, if you stay at the recommended social distance, however in certain circumstances you should maintain a greater distance, which, studies show, the virus can travel further, maybe. And now it can travel on your shoes, so go barefoot and wash your feet for 20 seconds singing “Happy Birthday” when you get back home.
(Original author unknown)
